Celebrating Bacon Without Actual Bacon
Many agree that bacon should have its own bar, dedicated festivals, be added to deodorant, lip balm, beer, cheesecake and more. Oh, wait. That’s already happened.
We’ve put together a collection of this favorite food so you can enjoy all the bacon without the guilt. There’s bacon on a date, bacon in Paris, bacon celebrating with friends… just 100% cruelty-free, calorie free bacon.
“Even Apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.” Stephanie Stamm
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” Doug Larson