Senator Ted Cruz Has a Coloring Book Because WHY NOT?!

Hey, we all know Christmas is on the way and nothing’s worse than that lengthy drive/flight/train ride with nothing to do, right? Enter the Ted Cruz coloring book, which is apparently not at all a joke.

“Cruz to the Future” is technically a coloring and activity book from the fine folks at Coloringbook.com, who are billing this as an educational product. Among the things young readers will be educated about the Texas conservative’s path to the Senate and “his ideas for what he believes will help America grow.”

Yup.

Of course, if Cruz isn’t your cup of tea, you could always pick up the free Nelson Mandela coloring page.

[Source: Coloringbook.com via Gawker]